eggplay:

aaronaamporaa:

romanorgasm:

THE LADIES OF DREAMWORKS ARE SO

DAMN GORGEOUS

DAMN BRAVE

DAMN BADASS

DAMN SEXY

DAMN SWEET

DAMN AWESOME

BRAVO DREAMWORKS

FOUR FOR YOU DREAMWORKS

YOU FORGOT THE SASSIEST OF THE DREAMWORKS LADIES

i thought you meant the fish was sexy and i’ve been crying for like three minutes over sexy dreamworks fish i hate America

straightboyfriend:

if you can’t trust your partner not to cheat on you to the point that you won’t let them have friends, don’t get into a relationship.

if you can’t trust your partner without going through their phone, don’t get into a relationship.

if you can’t trust your partner without having the passwords to all their social media, don’t get into a relationship.

if you can’t give your partner their privacy, their space, & let them have a life outside of you, don’t get into a relationship.

My boyf’s best friend literally asked if he could call me to tell me happy birthday, mind u I heard this boy coz he was rIGhT NexT to HIm

misshoneywheeler:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

i-am-already-panicking:

mangokitkats:

solanastera:

plummyplums:

shock:

shock:

Do you all want to see a puppy that was so fucking hugelarge his mom had to get a C-section only specifically because of this puppy

big baby!!!

My child.

My friend’s dog had the same happen. They were supposed to have 4 puppies, they got one single puppy the size of 4 newborns bc he absorbed his siblings before they were fully developed. They named him Pangea.

They Named Him Pangea

timetravelonion:

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

undercover-thotpatrol:

radio-ha-ha:

The last line on each Queen album: the 80s + 90s